things that we have in common.

OK, i would like to talk about these weird similarities that i think we all have in common. some of it are so small that we don't even talk about it. do you ever looked at your watch, and you don't know what time it is? and you have to look again, and you still don't know the time, so you look the third time then someone come up to you and ask, "what time is it?" you say, "i don't know!". do you ever noticed that everyday Friday, you keep thinking its Saturday? and it happens over and over all day long, but the next day you're alright again. do you ever find yourself standing in one of the rooms in your house, and you can't remember why you went in there?. have you ever been talking to yourself and someone comes into the room and you have to make them believe you were singing? and you really hoped to god that the person would really believe that there's a song called " what does she think i am, i am not her slave". have you ever try to pick up a suitcase that you thought was full but it wasn't? and go "woo!!!" and for a split second you feel really strong. have you ever try to tell somebody that they have a little dirt on their face? you can never get them to rub the right spot can you? say, "you got a little bit of dirt right here." and they always go "where?? here??" and you just wanna slap that idiot. do you ever notice sometimes when you're walking with your arm around your date, one of you have to change the way you're walking? men and women don't walk the same, either the men or the women has to change. how about you're going up a flight of stairs, and you think there is one more step? same thing happens when you're going down the stairs, you could swear there was one more step, and then "boom!" you go, "holy shit!! my hips are in my chest". when you drink grapefruit juice in the morning, do you make funny faces and cursing the sour taste of the juice? i do too.. but why do we drink it?? its like ice cream throat, you know when you've been eating ice cream to fast, and you got that frozen spot at the back of your throat, but you can't do anything about it because you can't reach it to rub it, you just kinda have to wait for it to go away, and it does, then what do you do?? eat more ice creams!!!! what are we fucking stupid?? have you ever fall asleep at a late afternoon and wake up after dark and don't know what goddamn day was it? and lastly, do you ever had to sneeze while you're taking a piss? its frightening isn't it? its frightening because you can't actually do it. its physically impossible to sneeze while pissing. your brain won't let it happen. your brain says "stop pissing!! we are going to sneeze now!!!" because your brain knows.. you might blow your asshole out..

think about it, sorry bout the cursing and bad words that i've used though.
cheers love!!