Saturday, May 22, 2010
Chimps are assholes
i heard bout this chimp attack which happened in the U.S . yeah, a chimpanzee. here is what happened, there's a lady, and she had a chimp as a pet, a little chimpanzee and one of her friends came over. i don't know if her friend came to play poker or mahjong, but whatever the reason is, she comes over and the chimp walks into the room, and at some point during the evening, the chimp decided that it was time for this lady to go home. so, the chimp attacks her and mauls her. and i'm not making fun of that, what makes me mad about the whole chimp attack is, i have a question, where do you buy a chimp? what pet store that happens to have chimps on sale inside a cage?? and what made me laugh about these chimp attack is all of you people who were surprised. you were surprised what the chimp did, because you didn't think that the chimps were capable. "why would the chimp do that?", "chimpanzees are nice, i saw a Micheal Jackson video and the chimp was nice". that is what people are saying. to me, chimps are assholes, chimps are just 4 chromosomes away from being a human and what makes you think that chimps aren't capable doing the same evil shit that we human beings do?? do we not go crazy on people?? Chris Brown just went shit on Rihanna!! so how are you shocked, that a lesser species could be barbaric?? how does that surprise you? do you know how much evil stuffs chimps do? they bit each other,they kill other chimps and monkeys, if a chimp doesn't like another chimp he will shit in his hands and throw it at the other chimp. that is something even a human being won't do. how mad you have to be if your friend did that to you? its kinda scary and crazy. i just don't get it man.
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chimps!
ReplyDeleteDNW.
you know you hate chimps when you are calling em assholes, and writing about em in your blog in green and red.
ahax!