reminder for guys out there..

if you haven't contemplated murder, you haven't been in love.
if you haven't seriously thought about killing a person, you haven't been in love.
if you haven't had a can of rat poison in your hands and looked at it 45 minutes straight, you haven't been in love.
if you haven't bought a shovel, a bag and a rug, to roll their ass up in, you haven't been in love.
if you haven't practice your alibi in front of the mirror, you haven't been in love.
and the only thing that's stopping you from killing this person, is an episode of CSI.
"oh man, they thorough.. i better make up, they might catch my ass.."
that's right man.
relationships is hard. for a relationship to work both people need to be on the same page, the same focus.
and we all know what's that page is, and we all know what's the focus is.
what's that focus is??
the focus is about her.
ITS ALL ABOUT HER.
she's already there fellas, she's just waiting for you to come aboard..
guys, when you wake up in the morning you should look yourself in the mirror, and say,
FUCK YOU,
fuck your dreams, fuck your hopes, fuck your plans, fuck everything you thought this life is gonna bring you, now lets go out there and try to make this woman happy.
yes, ITS ALL ABOUT HER guys,
say yes to EVERYTHING.
EVERYTHING you can afford, say YES to.
just say yes, before she even can get it out of her fucking mouth,
'B, i wanna.." "yes"
"B, can i.." "yes"
"B, how about.." "yes"
just get a stamp, yes,yes,yes,yes,yes.
another thing guys, DON'T ARGUE,
YOU CANNOT WIN.
YOU CANNOT BEAT A WOMAN IN AN ARGUMENT. it's impossible. you will not win.
because man, we are handicapped when it comes to arguing,
because we have the need to MAKE SENSE.
women not gonna let little thing like SENSE to fuck up their argument.
because she's not in it for SENSE.
they're in it for DISTANCE and IRRITATION.
"how long i'm gonna talk before this guy snaps!"
that's right, and i say,
TRY YOUR BEST TO MAKE HER HAPPY.
but this is what nobody tells you.
you can't make a woman happy. its IMPOSSIBLE.
i've never met a happy woman in my life.
women is always complaining about something.
women like to complain, women save up shit to complain about.
they love it..
for example, when man work all the time.
"why do you work all the time? you ain't never home, you always leaving me, i hate this shit!"
when a man is home all the time.
"why are you all up under me?give me a room to breathe,stop sweating me, i hate this shit!"
when a man makes more money then her,
"fuck you! i wanna make decisions too, you ain't my daddy,i don't need you to take care of me, i hate this shit!"
when she is making more money then the man.
"you broke piece of shit! you never had no fucking money, fuck this shit, i don't wanna make all this decisions, i need to be taken care of, i hate this shit! i can't take it!"
and the number 1 reason your woman is mad at you guys,
the NUMBER ONE reason..
is because YOU AIN'T HER FIRST CHOICE.
guys, have you ever caught your girl staring at you but not saying nothing???
in her mind, she's thinking..
"how did i end up with this ugly piece of shit, oh god this guy is ugly and stupid, i had a good man and i blew it, dear god, kill my man, kill him please, kill him while i still look good enough to get someone new,please kill this piece of shit! NOW, strike him, strike him,if you are out there god, strike this piece of shit dead."